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Jerry Thompson
05-23-2012, 7:08 PM
"If It Were'nt For Flashbacks I Would Have No Memory At All."

Damon Stathatos
05-23-2012, 7:53 PM
The beatings will continue until Morale improves

jeff . whitaker
05-23-2012, 9:02 PM
bumper sticker seen on the back of a mercedes convertible driven by a young blonde woman...


Bill Huber
05-23-2012, 11:12 PM
If you can read this, you're driving too closeMy childe was home skooled

Chris Damm
05-24-2012, 8:33 AM
Grandchildren are a Parents Revenge!

Jim Rimmer
05-24-2012, 1:53 PM
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move the bodies.

Tom Stenzel
05-24-2012, 8:26 PM
My wife went shopping at the Penzey Spice store, they threw a bumper sticker in the bag. It said:

Love People
Cook them tasty food.

After I fixed it with a Sharpie:

Love People
Cook them. Tasty food.

-Tom Stenzel

Joe Kieve
05-25-2012, 9:23 AM
Seen on a GA pickup truck in response to vanity tags with "Give wildlife a chance".

"Give wildlife a chance. Shoot poachers."


Ron Natalie
05-25-2012, 11:26 AM
I just got my KENOBI 2012 (Our only hope) sticker.
I'm still waiting to get access to a braille labeller so I can make my "If you can read this, you're too damn close" sticker.

greg lindsey
05-25-2012, 12:12 PM
from Perry Meat Market, Pearland Tx,

"You can beat our prices, but you can't beat our Meat" ;)

They had a big billboard with the same, but the city made'em take it down.

Rod Sheridan
05-25-2012, 12:52 PM
I have two on my motorcycle

"Loud Shirts Save Lives"

"Chrome won't get you home"

Regards, Rod.

Larry Browning
05-25-2012, 2:33 PM
Bobby Patrino T-shirt:
On the back is says, If you can read this, the blonde fell off!

Joe Angrisani
05-25-2012, 3:55 PM
True story: On Englewood Colorado Policeman Eric's motorcycle:

"Smile. I could be behind you."

Ben Hatcher
05-25-2012, 5:03 PM
Picture of the 7 dwarfs with the caption: I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go.

curtis rosche
05-25-2012, 5:28 PM
had a shirt that used to fit,,,,

on the front it said D.E.A in yellow letters,
on the back it said DRINK EVERY AFTERNOON

gotta love the shirts and bumper stickers a Dicks Last Resort.

Raymond Fries
05-27-2012, 9:56 AM
Don't make me get out my flying monkeys.

Eric DeSilva
05-27-2012, 12:56 PM
I'm guessing the guy I saw the other day with the "I [heart] C4" bumper sticker doesn't get cut off very often.

Wil Limanen
05-27-2012, 11:10 PM
"Cat-the other white meat"

Myk Rian
05-27-2012, 11:26 PM
Here's one I designed.


Mike Cutler
05-28-2012, 7:23 AM
When we were kids in So Cal. In and Out Burgers used to have a bumper sticker that read "Get an In and Out Burger".
We used to whiteout the "B" and the "R" in "Burger" on cars that we found had the stickers.:eek:

Chris Studley
05-30-2012, 3:35 PM
The local BBQ pork place... "the Juiciest Rack your wife will let you take home" and "We like Pig butts and we can not lie"

Jim Koepke
05-30-2012, 4:10 PM
The local BBQ pork place... "the Juiciest Rack your wife will let you take home" and "We like Pig butts and we can not lie"

There used to be a Mama's BBQ in Berkeley, CA with the bumper sticker and tee shirt slogan, "Walk in, Pig out."