And the Winner Is…

[David DeCristoforo]

Dan Forman. It's FRUITCAKE?!?!


YES!!! It's fruitcake. Not just one but two beautiful fruitcake blanks. Just look at the incredible color and figure in this stuff! I can't remember ever seeing material this nice. And this ain't that old dried out stuff from six Christmases ago. This is nice fresh material.

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I already have one of them on the lathe ready to turn. Better stand back, boys… this could get messy…

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[Joe Hillmann]

For those of us that don't have a clue what that is can you give a little better explanation?

[Bill Wyko]

LMAO Fruit cake on a lathe. You can just open your mouth and catch it for a snack while turning.

[Brian Brown]

Ewwwww... Sticky! be sure to open your mouth wide while turning. :D

[Cory Norgart]

For those of us that don't have a clue what that is can you give a little better explanation?
It looks like some kind of a cast block or a multi-dye job.... to me.... Whatever it is, WOW!!!!

[John Keeton]

David, you are certifiable!!!!:D

[Rick Prosser]

I knew there had to be a good use for those things. ;)

[Roger Chandler]

You are having WAY TOO MUCH fun, DD! :D

[Tim Rinehart]

As Foghorn Leghorn would say..."I say I say...son...you jus ain't right! " ...or "there's just somethin wrong with a boy who turns fruitcakes!"

[Baxter Smith]

There's more fruitcake there than what was in the box..... or mounted on the lathe.:)

[Ken Fitzgerald]

There's more fruitcake there than what was in the box..... or mounted on the lathe.:)

Hear, hear!

[Kyle Iwamoto]

LOL! What finish are you planning to use?

[Wally Dickerman]

Which direction is "with the grain"?...whatever it is, it was grown in California.

[Jon McElwain]

Which direction is "with the grain"?...whatever it is, it was grown in California.

I'm pretty sure that this one goes against the grain in pretty much every direction!

[Tim Rinehart]

Can't wait to see him put sandpaper to it!

[David E Keller]

That's gross! I think I'd rather see a severed head than the fruitcake!

[Dan Forman]

Vit da fruitcake, ya puts a little butter in da floot of da tool and it cut yust like, vell, butter. Ya hope dem fruits are pitted, if dey got da pits still in em, ya get da teraout.

So by da vey den, vat doo I vin?

Dan

[David DeCristoforo]

"...vat doo I vin?"

Chu vin da flootcake... it's on it's vay...

[Dan Forman]

Yumpin yimminy!

Dan

[Roland Martin]

This is just too damn funny:D:D:D!!!!!!!