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Brian Kent
08-10-2011, 4:13 PM
Which is better, puppies or kittens?

For those who want to extend the controversy, dogs or cats?

Ken Fitzgerald
08-10-2011, 4:14 PM
horses or mules?

Ken Fitzgerald
08-10-2011, 4:17 PM
I prefer mules......in the mountains.

Brian Kent
08-10-2011, 4:27 PM
Dark brown or tan?

Ken Fitzgerald
08-10-2011, 4:33 PM
Dark brown.....the tan ones are too close to "elk color" and could be a problem during hunting season.

David Larsen
08-10-2011, 4:40 PM
Dark brown.....the tan ones are too close to "elk color" and could be a problem during hunting season.

You could paint the word "MULE" on the side of it with white letters during hunting season.

Ken Garlock
08-10-2011, 4:50 PM
You could paint the word "MULE" on the side of it with white letters during hunting season.

Yep, but there is another problem. A farmer knew hunting season was going to open the next day. So he went around his farm labeling his live stock, horse, cow, donkey, dog, etc. The next day he got up and found this John DEERE tractors shot full of holes.

ray hampton
08-10-2011, 5:44 PM
Yep, but there is another problem. A farmer knew hunting season was going to open the next day. So he went around his farm labeling his live stock, horse, cow, donkey, dog, etc. The next day he got up and found this John DEERE tractors shot full of holes.

the John DEERE made the mistake of running away
JOHN DEERE GREEN ?

glenn bradley
08-10-2011, 5:47 PM
Birds or Fish?

Ken Fitzgerald
08-10-2011, 6:24 PM
chicken or the egg?

mickey cassiba
08-10-2011, 6:34 PM
And mules evolved into chickens, when? And where'd the puppy go?

Paul McGaha
08-10-2011, 6:40 PM
Cats are ok but dogs are better.

And to me Labs are best of all.

Brian Kent
08-10-2011, 8:06 PM
How about pound dogs with a sign saying "Shepherd Mix", that becomes a Redbone Hound and then gets taller and becomes a Rhodesian Ridgeback. I like that kind.

Paul McGaha
08-10-2011, 8:19 PM
I guess I like them all.

I love having a dog around.

PHM

paul cottingham
08-10-2011, 9:07 PM
That's getting pretty personal don't you think? :D

Bryan Morgan
08-11-2011, 10:38 AM
Which is better, puppies or kittens?

For those who want to extend the controversy, dogs or cats?

Kittens. Easier to contain.

Dogs or cats... depends. Cats post-kitten and pre-senile/insane elder aren't so bad. Dogs are good pretty much the whole time. :)

Andrew Pitonyak
08-11-2011, 12:08 PM
Which is better, puppies or kittens?

For those who want to extend the controversy, dogs or cats?

Depends on the sauce!

Roger Newby
08-11-2011, 12:16 PM
The puppy went on the rug and in the corner.

John Pratt
08-11-2011, 12:27 PM
Depends on the sauce!

Had my first cat burger in Iraq. The locals tell me it is much better than dog and not quite as gamy as Camel

Ken Fitzgerald
08-11-2011, 12:33 PM
milk chocolate or dark chocolate?

Stephen Tashiro
08-11-2011, 3:29 PM
Which would be better (in the genetic engineering of the future), a kitten wthat would grow up to be a dog or a puppy that would grow up to be a cat?

Jim Koepke
08-11-2011, 4:22 PM
Creamy or crunchy? (peanut butter)

White or whole wheat? (bread)

Still or sparkling? (water)

Chickens, Ducks or Geese? (farm fowl)

Painted or stained? (wood furniture)

¿ Manual or automatic? (transmission)

Vanilla, Chocolate or Strawberry (ice cream)

Ben & Jerry's or Haggen Daaz? (if you do not know you are missing a lot)

Pump or auto, over under or side by side? (shot guns)

Bailey or Bedrock? (OK, maybe that should be for the neanderthals)

Chevy or Ford? (everyone duck on this one, BTW, my truck is a Chrysler so I get to Dodge this fight)

jtk

John Coloccia
08-11-2011, 4:38 PM
For those on the go, most kittens fit in microwaves.

Just sayin'...

***waiting for the inevitable "your post has been deleted" PM***

Brian Kent
08-11-2011, 5:51 PM
Harbor Freight Handplanes are the best.

mickey cassiba
08-11-2011, 5:58 PM
Harbor Freight Handplanes are the best.Oooh...he scores!

Gary Hodgin
08-11-2011, 8:44 PM
Sawstop technology should be required on all saws (including retrofitting) by the year 2013.

Never cut pins before tails.

Sandpaper sharpening is the best method for getting tools sharp.

Bevel down planes are superior to bevel up.

Real craftsmen avoid the use of electrons.

Bryan Morgan
08-11-2011, 10:47 PM
Had my first cat burger in Iraq. The locals tell me it is much better than dog and not quite as gamy as Camel

Dog tastes like beefier beef. If you have friends that don't name their pets, be suspicious... "Hey wheres your dog?" "You're eating him bro!" :eek: