woodturning joke...

[John Beaver]

My daughter came up with this while hanging out in my shop the other day.
She wanted me to post it here, so here goes.

"What kind of wood do movie stars turn ?"

"Holly-wood"

[Kelvin Burton]

:) :) :) :)

[Mark Hubl]

Funny. Bright girl!:D

[David E Keller]

That's cute! Now I know one clean joke!

[John Hart]

That's pretty good!! I just turn wood to make people laugh. :)

[Steve Schlumpf]

That's cute! Now I know one clean joke!

I was thinking the same thing - now I have a joke I can share with the grandkids!

[Russell Johnson]

Very cute. Nice pun.

[Dennis Simmons]

Holly - wood swingers, good song! :)

[Jon McElwain]

To go along with that, do you know what finish cats prefer? Polyurinstain.

[ray hampton]

do you know what what wood that Louisville, ky turn ? batty

[Baxter Smith]

I recieved a pm from a fellow creeker yesterday titled "holly wood". My first thought was hmmm somebody really liked something I turned and posted. Then I noticed the space.:o
You just have to be able to laugh at yourself.:)
Shortly after, I read this post and it sure brought a chuckle. Never much on remembering jokes, but I probably will this one.

[David DeCristoforo]

Here's another:

A guy's wife steps into the shop and asks if he would do some wood turning on the lathe. "Of course," he replies, "What do you need? Maybe a new bowl or possibly a rolling pin or a vase? I have Persimmon, Hickory, Mesquite, Walnut and some Oak. What would you like?" "Oh, I don't care," his wife says. "I just need about six bags of shavings for the flower beds."

[Rich Aldrich]

David - that sounds like my wife's appreciation for turning.

[Ern Reeders]

Thanks guys.

Got some good laughs here :-}