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Vaughan Raymond
04-01-2011, 11:22 AM
Yahoo!!! I just won $12 million in the lottery. Forget that stupid engraver that keeps breaking down. I'm on to better things.

Mike Null
04-01-2011, 11:29 AM
Vaughan

Congratulations, I'm sending my address by PM so you'll know where to send my share.

Martin Boekers
04-01-2011, 11:39 AM
Yahoo!!! I just won $12 million in the lottery. Forget that stupid engraver that keeps breaking down. I'm on to better things.

Hey wait a minute, I just checked my ticket and I won too!!!

Shows my mentality, I was thinking of expanding! :D

lucas kreft
04-01-2011, 12:57 PM
wanna wire me 3000 for a laser!?
i don't have one .. :(

Dan Hintz
04-01-2011, 1:03 PM
Amateur.... I have an account in Zimbabwe with $200 million... and I never even bought a ticket!

Martin Boekers
04-01-2011, 1:15 PM
According to Publisher's Warehouse, I may have already won millions.

So I have that going for me, which is nice! (heHeHe)

ray hampton
04-01-2011, 1:32 PM
so, whom will help UNCLE SAM ?

Shane Turner
04-01-2011, 3:30 PM
April 1st eh? :p

Tom Sieczkarek
04-01-2011, 4:14 PM
After taxes you'll be engraving again!!!

Frank Corker
04-01-2011, 6:09 PM
Amateur.... I have an account in Zimbabwe with $200 million... and I never even bought a ticket! That would be worth about $40 US

Chuck Stone
04-01-2011, 9:13 PM
That would be worth about $40 US

sure.. TODAY ..

Vaughan Raymond
04-02-2011, 10:47 AM
That was fun. Too bad it was APRIL FOOL!

Bill Cunningham
04-03-2011, 8:32 PM
After taxes you'll be engraving again!!!

Ahh the nice part is if you actually 'DO' win a lottery in Canada, there are NO taxes to pay.. We're not taxed on lottery winnings, but it's probably the ONLY thing we're not taxed on:mad: My April fools winnings were much higher than that though.. :rolleyes::D