Texting/online acronyms for seniors

[Wayne Hendrix]

ATD..At The Doctors
BFF..Best Friend Fell
BTW..Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT..Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW..Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL..Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA..Got Heartburn Again
IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On
LMDO..Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR..On My Massage Recliner
OMSG ..Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFLACGU....Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
TTYL..Talk To You Loud

I just wanted to clarify what some of the acronyms we regularly use mean :D

[David Weaver]

How about

BYOP - bring your own prunes
BBWV10 - Be back with viagra in ten minutes
SAHAWO - Say again? Heaing aid was off.
WTYOM - was that you or me?

I'm struggling to think of them quickly - not a lot of creativity this friday..