Inner Peace

[Belinda Barfield]

Just thought this was too good not to share.

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then you are probably the family dog.

[Gary Max]

Very cute lunch time funny--Thanks

[Eduard Nemirovsky]

Thanks, I even make a copy to save it.
Ed.

[David G Baker]

Is that why I chase cars? Woof Woof

[Rich Engelhardt]

LOL!

I always enjoy a good doggie story!

[Jim Koepke]

Dang, I never realized how close to being a dog I am.

My wife is saying she wants a new dog, should I be worried?

jtk

[Belinda Barfield]

Is that why I chase cars? Woof Woof


Dang, I never realized how close to being a dog I am.

My wife is saying she wants a new dog, should I be worried?

jtk

Are you people serious?? I can't do even one thing on the list.

Yes, Jim, you should be worried. :D

[David G Baker]

I qualify on 7 things on the list. I have trouble with criticism, not taking pain meds and I have been known to bore people with my troubles. I do ask to go outside when necessary and don't chew on shoes.

[Belinda Barfield]

I qualify on 7 things on the list. I have trouble with criticism, not taking pain meds and I have been known to bore people with my troubles. I do ask to go outside when necessary and don't chew on shoes.

Truthfully? I can do a few things on the list but my mother says eating my roast beef is similar to chewing shoe leather . . . one thing may have nothing to do with the other, but it might count as chewing on shoes so I may have to deduct a point from my score.