What the heck? Senior Texting

[Belinda Barfield]

I'm not quite sure what to think . . . a friend sent this to me, as if I need it! :rolleyes:

ATD: At The Doctor's

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

[Dan Hintz]

This would be an ex-friend, right? ;)

[Bill Edwards(2)]

This would be an ex-friend, right? ;)
I was curious about the definition as well.

[Belinda Barfield]

Still a friend . . . first offense. . . three strike rule!

[Bill Cunningham]

I'm not a texter.. My kids think it's hilarious how long it takes the old man here to poke out a simple message.

[Mike Cruz]

Belinda, that was...um, I forgot what I was going to say...

[Curt Harms]

I'm not a texter.. My kids think it's hilarious how long it takes the old man here to poke out a simple message.

You could challenge 'em to a race. Here's the message: "I'll bet you I can say this faster than you can text it." They get their little fingers busy, you dial the recipient's # and voice the message, either to the recipient or their voice mail. See who finishes first. Lengthen the message if necessary to insure your victory. :cool: