View Full Version : 2001:ASO: The Monolith "Action Figure"

Chris Padilla
10-20-2010, 11:29 PM

I love this...I see they provided the size as well: 1:4:9.

Looks like I'll be looking for some ebony now...how many bf will I need I wonder....


Belinda Williamson
10-21-2010, 10:04 AM
Love the description! Oh the things you can do with a Monolith Action Figure . . .

It could act as a weight to hold down those intergalactic correspondences that are so prone to drifting away and getting lost.

It could be placed in strategic locations throughout your house to monitor the activity of you and your children.

It could be placed in the soap dish of the guest bath to confuse those pesky unwanted family visitors.

Why, the places it will go fair boggle the mind! I think you should take it on every vacation and photograph it in exotic locales around the world.

Chris Padilla
10-21-2010, 11:23 AM
Now you're getting into it, Belinda!! It truly is an action figure!! :)

glenn bradley
10-21-2010, 11:28 AM
"The thing's hollow—it goes on forever—and—oh my God—it's full of stars!"

Neal Clayton
10-22-2010, 12:42 AM
Looks like I'll be looking for some ebony now...how many bf will I need I wonder....


at 13 bucks a foot for the south american or 50+ for the african?

all these boards are yours, except the ebony, attempt no wasting there.

Bill Cunningham
10-23-2010, 9:41 PM
Hmmm.. The thought of having monkeys throwing bones all over my house would make me think twice about getting one.

Dan Hintz
10-24-2010, 8:22 AM
I don't think it's bones they'd be throwing in your house, Bill... ;)

Ted Jay
10-24-2010, 10:14 AM
"Made of semisynthetic, organic, amorphous, solid materials (AKA plastic)."