I want to change my name to DAN

[Mike Cruz]

I want to change my name to Dan... It seems they have $500 to burn, and have enough extra money they can ask for help spending it. Why wasn't I born a Dan? :(

[Jeff Miller]

Poof...........................You are Dan:eek:



Go spend $500.00 on what ever you want:)



JEFF:D

[Dan Blackshear]

Well, You know what they say about a fool and his money...

...Oh wait

[Dan Karachio]

Mike, you are in grave danger. The Secret Society for the Prosperity of Dans will not let you post like this and get away with it. The society has worked for many years in deep secrecy so that Dans all over the world will have money to burn on tools, wine, women... you name it. :)

Seriously, of all the people to wish to be, you could do much much better. There are those who burn $500 on a dinner! I am not one of them. If $500 wasn't real money for me, do you think I would be asking a group of strangers for advice? :-)

Hey, while I am at it, I can't decide if the BMW Z4 should be my next car. My S550 is getting to be soooooo boring.

[Dan Hintz]

Why burn $500 when you can have cool <cough>CNC<cough> stuff delivered for free :D

[Mike Cruz]

Oh, Yeah! The OTHER perk to being a Dan... YOU GET FREE STUFF!!!!!!!!!

Hey, how's that thing working out? Did you get your money's worth?;)

[Dan Hintz]

Hey, how's that thing working out? Did you get your money's worth?;)
Not sure, I'm still spending money on it... ;)

[Mike Heidrick]

Why burn $500 when you can have cool <cough>CNC<cough> stuff delivered for free :D

I was going to post that but refrained! LOL!

[Harold Burrell]

I, too, want to be Dan.

I just don't want to look like him.

;)

[Dan Hintz]

Ouch... oh, wait, you mean the "other" Dan. That's fine, then, flog away :)

[Neil Brooks]

I, too, want to be Dan.

I just don't want to look like him.

;)


Maybe you could get the Dan Package ... and then just keep the hair ?

;)

[Dan Blackshear]

I, too, want to be Dan.

I just don't want to look like him.

;)

Hey!! I resemble that remark!