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Michael Weber
08-21-2010, 10:28 PM
http://fortsmith.craigslist.org/tls/1911677883.html

Mitchell Andrus
08-21-2010, 10:50 PM
http://fortsmith.craigslist.org/tls/1911677883.html

Remember, I'm still weak from this morning's ordeal....


Includes goat cart shown.

Chain saw? Did I say CHAIN SAW?

What.?. In AR, this IS used to cut down trees.

You get 2 quarts of oil, but I need the bottles. You can use the wagon to haul 'em home.

Guaranteed to fill this wagon with fire wood or your money back.

It only LOOKS like a wagon.

Sorry. I was out late again last night. Trust me, it's around here somewhere.

Its still got it's training wheels.

...ADA model.


Whew... I gotta lay down.
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Mike Cruz
08-21-2010, 11:43 PM
Sure it doesn't say "Outten About" on the back?

John Coloccia
08-21-2010, 11:45 PM
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Home Depot special edition. Only used once to flatten weeds. Paid $300. Asking $280. Blade needs sharpening.

Mike Langford
08-22-2010, 12:10 AM
....In excellent condition....needs new chain

Stephen Tashiro
08-22-2010, 4:17 AM
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Home Depot special edition. Only used once to flatten weeds. Paid $300. Asking $280. Blade needs sharpening.

What about "Blade needs flattening"?

Shawn Pixley
08-22-2010, 11:16 AM
Genuine Swiss army chainsaw

Myk Rian
08-22-2010, 12:50 PM
"Well, it was here a minute ago".

Rick Markham
08-22-2010, 3:48 PM
"attention small children: Will trade chainsaw for little red wagon like this one..." :eek:

...some of us are sicker than others :D

Michael Weber
08-22-2010, 11:37 PM
Lol, good ones all.

Bill Cunningham
08-24-2010, 10:10 PM
As you can see from the picture, I'm off the wagon and see chainsaws. if ya want one, there half the price of the Usual Pink Elephants..

Jason Roehl
08-25-2010, 7:47 AM
"Stealth Chainsaw--Guaranteed it won't get stolen!"

Dave Lehnert
08-25-2010, 12:45 PM
Comes with free wagon to take chainsaw to repair shop.