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Mitchell Andrus
08-19-2010, 10:35 AM
We're all kicking in to buy Keith a yacht. Happy B'day li'l buddy.

We gotta name it. Any ideas?


A few from your uncle Mitch:

Spalted Lumber
S. S. Hardwood
Ol' Soggy Bottom
S. S. Minnow (of course)
S. S. Sawstop
Buzz Saw
Keith's Secret
Kerf Maker
Dust Collector
Termite Fodder
A Plank At A Time
Nau-Sea ( Nausea... Flintstones, remember?)
Byte Me (website tie-in)
Mod's Pod
SPF-30
Worm-hole Express
Hope This Glue's Waterproof - II
Nott E Pyne
Power Tools Rule

S. S. Anti-Monkey Butt
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Dan Hintz
08-19-2010, 10:49 AM
Up A Creek

Jim Creech
08-19-2010, 11:13 AM
"Knot Enuf"
Happy Birthday Comrade!!!

Phyllis Meyer
08-19-2010, 11:36 AM
"The Sweet Jackie"

"Jackie's Dream Catcher"

"K & J's SMC Getaway"

:)

Harold Burrell
08-19-2010, 2:04 PM
Outten About



(Man...sometimes I even impress myself...)

Mike Langford
08-19-2010, 2:20 PM
"Got Wood?"

"A Knotty Bouy"

"Woody"

"Wood Floats"

"Driftwood"

Bruce Page
08-19-2010, 2:22 PM
Harold's "Outten About" gets my vote.

Phyllis Meyer
08-19-2010, 2:34 PM
That's my vote so far!

Phyllis:)

Ben Hatcher
08-19-2010, 2:36 PM
"Blo Me Away"

John Mark Lane
08-19-2010, 2:43 PM
harold's "outten about" gets my vote.



+1............

Mike Langford
08-19-2010, 2:44 PM
* * "S.M.C." * *
(Successful Man's Canoe)

Kent A Bathurst
08-19-2010, 3:13 PM
I'd think what you don't want is:

"Grounded"

Unless the yacht is made out of PVC - then, of course, you have no choice..........

Belinda Williamson
08-19-2010, 3:14 PM
One more for Outten About.

Mitchell Andrus
08-19-2010, 3:43 PM
Outten About



I'm embarrassed that I didn't come up with that one.
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Bryan Morgan
08-19-2010, 3:45 PM
Wankatania

Tom Winship
08-19-2010, 8:36 PM
"Outten About" is it...............

Jim Rimmer
08-19-2010, 9:33 PM
+1 for Outten About

Mitchell Andrus
08-20-2010, 8:30 AM
Well.... donations are not exactly overflowing my mailbox.

We might be using a small-ish font on this boat, ...er, yacht.
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Lee Schierer
08-20-2010, 3:59 PM
Last report was that Keith's boat was up a creek and in need some TLC. Send your contributor checks to SMC to help preserve the boat.http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MWtpkQUtoMA/SPHacMaU6gI/AAAAAAAACVY/Wy-UH_d1toE/s400/Dilapidated-boat-at-Sunderl.jpg

Jason Roehl
08-20-2010, 4:35 PM
Knot Reel :D

Mike Cruz
08-20-2010, 4:56 PM
Another one for Outten About.

Hey, Mitchell, I sent in my $6... that wasn't for his boat?

Roger Newby
08-20-2010, 5:02 PM
Outten About fer sure

Mitchell Andrus
08-20-2010, 6:56 PM
Another one for Outten About.

Hey, Mitchell, I sent in my $6... that wasn't for his boat?

Awrite!!! ...... now we're talkin'.

We're up to $7.50. A few thousand more like Mike and we'll be putting down that deposit.
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Mike Cruz
08-21-2010, 7:13 AM
Ok, no one has said it, Dan, but I do like yours... I would make it Up THE Creek, though.

So, this is my second choice.

Matt Meiser
08-21-2010, 10:33 AM
"Festool"

Just to fuel fanatical internet rumor. :D

Jim O'Dell
08-21-2010, 10:57 AM
I like the "Outen About" Bruce came up with.
Or how about USSMC for United States Saw Mill Creek.
Or add to the first one, and make it "The SS Outen About" Sounds a little bigger.:cool:

Jim.

Bill Cunningham
08-22-2010, 10:43 PM
derivatives

"Outten A Boat "

Or he could be
"Outten About In A Boat"

Mitchell Andrus
08-23-2010, 8:05 AM
derivatives

"Outten A Boat "

Or he could be
"Outten About In A Boat"


"Outten About In A Boat With a Goat in a Moat, Still Afloat"

We're gonna need a bigger boat.
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Mike Cruz
08-23-2010, 8:38 AM
in a coat...

Matt Meiser
08-23-2010, 9:07 AM
Sounds like a gloat.

Dan Hintz
08-23-2010, 9:16 AM
We'll put him in a moat.

Kent A Bathurst
08-23-2010, 9:54 AM
"..and wearing his old sports coat, drinking a root beer float, while fixing his plane's broken tote." end quote.

Dan Hintz
08-23-2010, 10:03 AM
And that's all she wrote :)

Mitchell Andrus
08-23-2010, 10:17 AM
Ken's bound to emote,
'bout this large stupid boat,
that he's not 'going to gloat,
til we've all been afloat.

So as I sat here and wrote
this poem 'bout Keith's boat,
I know that goats will eat oat
and little lambs will eat groat.
On a boat, in a coat, while afloat.

The end, thank God.
.

Jason Roehl
08-23-2010, 11:28 AM
Ken's bound to emote,
'bout this large stupid boat,
that he's not 'going to gloat,
til we've all been afloat.

So as I sat here and wrote
this poem 'bout Keith's boat,
I know that goats will eat oat
and little lambs will eat groat.
On a boat, in a coat, while afloat.

The end, thank God.
.

...whose eye has no mote.

Mike Cruz
08-23-2010, 12:38 PM
Ahhh, you may have something there Matt...

The Gloat

or

The Boat Gloat

or

SMC Gloat