Select-a-size

[Brian Greb]

I just opened a new roll of select-a-size towels(bought the wrong ones again[hate when that happens]) for the shop and well I had an idea.... why don't they make select-a-size toilet paper? Seems like a good place for a gimmick that no one really cares about.

[Steve Schlumpf]

Now THAT'S funny! The visual is terrible but it is funny just the same!

[Jim Becker]

Yea, like that would prevent my daughters and father from plugging things up...:o