View Full Version : Remember This ????

Mark J Bachler
11-24-2004, 12:43 PM
Les: It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From... W.... ... K... ... R... ... P!! (http://tvsothertenpercent.tripod.com/sounds/happytgiving.wav)

Les: No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! (http://tvsothertenpercent.tripod.com/sounds/turkeys.wav) Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! (http://tvsothertenpercent.tripod.com/sounds/cement.wav) Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!

Johnny: Les? Are you there? Les isn't there. (composing himself) Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les, and for those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. (http://tvsothertenpercent.tripod.com/sounds/bombed.wav)

Film at eleven.

Happy Turkey Day

Kevin Arceneaux
11-24-2004, 1:38 PM
Thanks, I had forgotten about that show. That was a good show.

Rich Konopka
11-24-2004, 1:45 PM
I loved that Show (http://tvquotes.bravepages.com/ooo.wav).

Dan Gill
11-24-2004, 2:04 PM
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."