Mark J Bachler
11-24-2004, 11:43 AM
Les: It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From... W.... ... K... ... R... ... P!! (http://tvsothertenpercent.tripod.com/sounds/happytgiving.wav)
Les: No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! (http://tvsothertenpercent.tripod.com/sounds/turkeys.wav) Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! (http://tvsothertenpercent.tripod.com/sounds/cement.wav) Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!
Johnny: Les? Are you there? Les isn't there. (composing himself) Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les, and for those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. (http://tvsothertenpercent.tripod.com/sounds/bombed.wav)
Film at eleven.
Happy Turkey Day
Les: No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! (http://tvsothertenpercent.tripod.com/sounds/turkeys.wav) Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! (http://tvsothertenpercent.tripod.com/sounds/cement.wav) Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!
Johnny: Les? Are you there? Les isn't there. (composing himself) Thanks for that on-the-spot report, Les, and for those of you who just tuned in, the Pinedale Shopping Mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. (http://tvsothertenpercent.tripod.com/sounds/bombed.wav)
Film at eleven.
Happy Turkey Day