A day at the races -

[rick fulton]

Its that time of year again -

No, not the Preakness Stakes horse race,
No, not Monaco Formula 1 race,
No, not another Congressional race,
We're talking woodworking power tools.
Yes, the New England Belt Sander Races.

Gentlemen, start your engines ...

http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/articles/2010/05/15/belt_sanders_built_for_speed/

http://www.nebsra.org/index.htm

[Aaron Wingert]

That is hilarious.