My class with Roy

[Chuck Isaacson]

Check out my thread over in the General Woodworking forum.

http://www.sawmillcreek.org/showthread.php?t=130569

Thanks

[mike v flaim]

Roy Underhill is so tough he doesn't shave, he punches himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Roy Underhill is Roy Underhill.

When Roy Underhill goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a saw and a chisel.

Roy Underhill doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Roy Underhill doesn't stub his toe, He accidentally destroys chairs, bed frames and sidewalks.

Roy Underhill doesn't own a house, he walks into random houses and the people move.

Q. How many Roy Underhill's does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None. Roy Underhill prefers to work in the dark

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Roy Underhill pajamas.

Roy Underhill's description of a power tool is swinging his axe harder.

Roy Underhill is so tough he doesn't use water stones. He sharpens his chisels with his rock hard sweaty chest.

Roy Underhill doesn't throw up when he drinks too much, he throws down.

Roy Underhill can slam a revolving door.

[Tim Sgrazzutti]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Roy Underhill pajamas.

Like that!!

RESPECT Roy

[Mark Maleski]

Love it, what a great idea!

When Roy Underhill does a pushup, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

When Roy Underhill goes swimming, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Roy'd

Oh yeah, I'm strongly considering a class at his new school too - I'll check out your other thread. Thanks for posting.

[Casey Gooding]

I once saw Roy get into a fight with a knife. The knife lost.

[Pam Niedermayer]

Actually, I think the Woodwright's Shop has been on the air for almost 30 years (29 to be exact), not 20 years.

Pam