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Dennis Peacock
09-27-2004, 11:27 AM
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
face.."; "Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

Donnie Raines
09-27-2004, 1:00 PM
That reminded me of a joke I heard once....:
It was late at night and this cop was staked out along side the road waiting to catch some speeders. He waited an hour or so then all of a sudden, "ZOOOMMMMM".....a car goes rushing by. Cop drops the car in gear and chases after the car. The car pulls over, the cop walks up to the car and says, "I have been waiting here all night for you!!". the guy in the car replies, "I know...thats why I was speeding here to see you". :p