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Dennis Peacock
08-16-2004, 11:28 PM
To all you spammers that are making plans.....

<b>Spam messages are NOT allowed in this forum and any spam posts will be arbitrarily deleted without notice!!!!!</b>

Thanks Steve for giving me a heads up. :D

Rob Russell
08-17-2004, 7:39 AM
Dennis,

Why don't you make this a "sticky" so it stays up top where potential spam posters will see it.

Also, note that any spam posts will be arbitrarily deleted without notice.

Rob

David Wilson
08-24-2004, 5:00 PM
I couldn't resisthttp://www.sawmillcreek.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=9710&stc=1

Stefan Antwarg
09-02-2004, 6:06 AM
Everybody always jokes about Spam (the food). I have never had it - is it not good? What is it?

Stefan

Dick Parr
09-02-2004, 7:48 AM
It's great to slice up and fry. It mades a good sandwich. :D It's not an everyday item to eat, but once in awhile I pull a can out and fill up. :p It's great to take camping.

Glenn Clabo
09-02-2004, 10:09 AM
Everybody always jokes about Spam (the food). I have never had it - is it not good? What is it?

Stefan
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<CENTER>SPAM Fact Sheet</CENTER>
<TABLE width="100%" border=1><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD width="29%">Product Description</TD><TD width="71%">SPAM Classic is a conveniently packaged canned meat product made of 100 percent pure pork and ham. SPAM Classic contains 180 calories per two-ounce serving. </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="29%">Introduction</TD><TD width="71%">SPAM luncheon meat first was produced in 1937. It was one of the first convenient, moderately priced and great tasting meat products on the market. </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="29%">SPAM Can Dimensions</TD><TD width="71%">Height: 3.25"
Width: 2.15"
Length: 4.0"
Weight: 0.75 lb</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="29%">Production</TD><TD width="71%">SPAM is produced in two U.S. locations -- Austin, Minn. and Fremont, Neb., and in three foreign countries -- Denmark, Korea and the Philippines. At full capacity, the U.S. plants are capable of producing more than 44,000 cans of SPAM per hour</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="29%">Varieties</TD><TD width="71%">There are six permanent varieties of SPAM: SPAM Classic, SPAM lite, SPAM less sodium, SPAM hot & spicy, SPAM smoke flavored and SPAM oven roasted turkey. In addition, there are two seasonal flavors--SPAM with cheese and SPAM bbq flavored. Also, SPAM garlic flavored is distributed outside the U.S.</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="29%">Trademark</TD><TD width="71%">The SPAM Family of Products are trademarked in more than 115 countries worldwide and sold in 41 nations, from Andorra to Zimbabwe.</TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="29%">Sales</TD><TD width="71%">More than 122 million cans of SPAM are sold worldwide each year. In the U.S., a can of SPAM is purchased every 3 seconds. On a per capita basis, Hawaii, Alaska, Arkansas, Texas and Alabama are the heaviest consumers of SPAM in the U. S. Of these five states, Hawaii is the leader. Over 6.7 million cans are sold annually in Hawaii, which equals 5.5 cans per year per Hawaiian.</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

Mark Singer
09-02-2004, 12:18 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:GIuzXMi4HZcJ:www.leisuresuit.net/Webzine/cont_grf/sandwich.jpg (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.leisuresuit.net/Webzine/cont_grf/sandwich.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.leisuresuit.net/Webzine/articles/real_pros.shtml&h=169&w=250&sz=11&tbnid=GIuzXMi4HZcJ:&tbnh=71&tbnw=105&start=4&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpastrami%2Bsandwich%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D %26ie%3DUTF-8)

Why not have a lean corn beef sandwich...."no Spam" and a bit more healthy

Chris Padilla
09-02-2004, 1:43 PM
I LOVE SPAM!! It is great right out of the can on a piece of bread or pan-fry it nice and crisp and then eat it with ketchup. As Dick said, does well for camping. :D I think I know what I'm having for dinner tonight! :D

Jim Becker
09-02-2004, 3:36 PM
I LOVE SPAM!! It is great right out of the can on a piece of bread or pan-fry it nice and crisp and then eat it with ketchup.
Sounds like LOYL needs to change her work schedule and help you learn to feed yourself properly. Sheesh!

Mark J Bachler
09-02-2004, 4:05 PM
Squished
Pig
Aint
meat

Chris Padilla
09-02-2004, 6:01 PM
All right, you SPAM haters...what's so bad about SPAM??? It is meat, squished or not, and I'll be darned if it isn't mmmmiiiggghhhttttyyyyyyy tasty!! :)

Ted Shrader
09-02-2004, 6:38 PM
Squished
Pig
Aint
meat

I always thought:

Somthing
Potted
Ain't
Meat

??? Will these make it to the acronym list?

Ted

Steve Evans
09-02-2004, 8:41 PM
And then of course there's the Monty Python Skit (in RealAudio)

http://www.detritus.org/sounds/real/spam-skit.ra

Joseph N. Myers
09-02-2004, 9:05 PM
Yes Ted (Shrader), "SPAM" will make the "List of Acronyms" - should be in there by 10:00pm tonight.

Regards, Joe

Wes Bischel
09-02-2004, 9:59 PM
AAAARGGHHH! Curse you Terry Gilliam!!

I can't get it out of my head!!

Spam spam spam spam eggs spam and spam

or

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam sausage spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam biscuits spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam

(Steve, if you hadn't posted it, I would have :D )

Wes

George Grubaugh
09-18-2004, 10:35 PM
http://www.kbeamer.com/spam_haiku.html