Mother's Day Quotes, etc.

[Steve Clarkson]

I'm going to engrave a nameplate.......it's three sided....solid wood. One one side, I plan to put "Suzie Q Public, Director of Operations". And on the other two sides I want to put her name plus something related to motherhood and something related to stress.....ie. Director of Domestic Engineering or Director of Stress Management.

Anyone have any good funny ideas?

Anyone make anything really good for Mother's Day this year?

[Frank Corker]

From my knowledge of these women it should be on the lines of PUBLIC ENEMY #1.

(See the use of the # huh huh??? I'm going all American by the looks of it)

[Dee Gallo]

I had a friend who was a math teacher who didn't like to answer kids' repetitive questions... she carried a flip thing with 3 cards on it:

1. Yes
2. No
3. Go away

She didn't make it to her second year of teaching... thank goodness! Nice person, bad teacher.

You might want to go with more elegant titles:
1. Domestic Goddess
2. She Who Must Be Obeyed
3. Queen of the Realm

Or something simple: You lost it, you find it!

cheers, dee

[Carol Barbero]

I made something good - RESERVATIONS :D

[Jerry Hay]

Youth fades, love droops, the leaves of friendship fall, A mother's secret hope outlives them all. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes

I like this one for Mother's day. I make picture frames with this on them.

[Steve Clarkson]

All excellent ideas (except Frank's!!!!)......Thanks!

[Stephen Kane]

My favourite is- ' God could not be everywhere therefore he made mothers'

[Steve Clarkson]

Here are some titles I found:

Director of Mind and Mood
Vice President of Cool
Chief Imagination Officer
Creatologist
Intangible Asset Appraiser
Director of Intellectual Capital
Visualiser
Storyteller
Chief Enacter
Court Jester

Chief Morale Officer
Goddess of the People
Chief Dreamer
Chief Evangelist
Chief Catalyst
Gun Toting Psycho!

Spiritual Capitalist
Co-ordinator of Synchronicity
Ego Enhancement Consultant
Friction Arrestor
Dream Broker
Misconception Eradicator
Spiritual Fulfillment Counsellor
Chief Fulfiller of Needs
Empressario of Equalities

Ultimate Ruler of Everyone That Looks Like You
Technobabble Writer
"Intergalactic Superhero / Webdesigner"

[Dee Gallo]

So which did you finally choose? I liked "Ultimate Ruler of Everyone That Looks Like You". But you might also like "Keeper of the Kisses" and "Head Hugger"

:) dee

[Steve Clarkson]

I liked that one too! I changed it to "Director of Everyone that looks like you"

[Tim Bateson]

I know this isn't what your looking for Steve, but it's a Mother's Day project others may be interested in. Look for it at scrollsawworkshop.