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John Ricci
03-08-2009, 9:33 PM
Andy and Sally were celebrating the wonderful occasion of their 60th wedding anniversary having worked hard, raised a family, and finally fulfilling the dream of moving back to their hometown where they met, went to school together, fell in love and married. They went out to dinner on that night and afterward decided to take a walk by the school they both attended as children.

They approached the building and to their surprise they found it unlocked and decided to take peek inside. A tour of the hallways brought back so many memories for the old couple and upon looking in one of the classrooms, Sally found the old desk where so many years before Andy had carved the words "Andy loves Sally". They hugged, kissed and following a declaration of undying love for each other, they decided to head for home.

Stepping outside of the school Andy and Sally reached the sidewalk and out of the blue a passing armoured car spilled a small bag of money out of the back practically right at their feet. Sally grabbed the bag and they took it home to look at the contents. They counted the bills not once but twice and to their amazement the contents totalled $50,000! They pondered what to do with it...Andy said "We have to turn it in" to which Sally replied, "No way, finders keepers" and she put the money back into the bag and hid it in their attic.

Sometime the next afternoon, two police officers were canvassing the neighbourhood in search of the missing money and knocked on the door of Andy and Sally. The senior of the two officers did all of the talking and asked the couple if they had seen a bag of money lost on the street the previous day and Sally replied that they had not. "She's lying" said Andy..."She hid the money in the attic". Sally shot back, "Don't listen to him, he's senile". The officer then turned his questioning to Andy and asked him to explain the whole thing right from the beginning.

Andy then said to the officer "It all started yesterday when Sally and I were on our way home from school"...at which point the officer turned to his partner and said "OK, that's it, we're out of here":D

J.R.