Just got a faux bill in the mail for $49.95 for a subscription to Wood magazine. It says in big letters, "OFFICIAL BUSINESS, Penalty for Private Use" on the envelope, and "Your Prompt Attention is Appreciated" in large red print on the inside. (bad capitalization is theirs, not mine). It teeny tiny print down at the bottom it says "this is not a bill", but the dead giveaway is the fact that it didn't come first class.

Just for the record I hereby publicly proclaim that I am going to use their envelope for a "private use", and I invite "PMB Pacific Magazine Billing, LP" to come after me with all the legal force available to them to enforce the promised penalty for private use.

I guess there's a reason I should continue to drop anything without a first class stamp into the recycling bin unopened on my way back from the mailbox.